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Joke of the Day
"If you wear a onesie to a wedding, no one will ever invite you to another one."
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"I just invented a new word. Plagiarism"
"I'm sick of people blaming the Internet when someone gets killed. Watch the History Channel. Hitler didn't find the Jews on craigslist."
"Making popcorn for these Facebook movies."
"I'm like a kid. People like me best when I'm quiet or sleeping."
"Did you hear about the two Jamaican Turtles at the RNC? They were just looking for Michelle Bachman."
"Africans bring a whole new meaning to lesbians ""Eating each other out"""
"My doctor told me to stop drinking today...then he told me to stop laughing."
"A man shows up to his psychiatrist completely naked but covered with saran wrap... Psychiatrist says, ""I can clearly see you're nuts!"""
"Yo mama so poor... She had to get her haircut at Good Clips."