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Joke of the Day

"I'm having second thoughts about booking time to visit an Indian community. I guess I'm having reservation reservation reservations."

"In 21st century Deleting history is more important than making history"

"I like my beer, like I like my violence Domestic"

"Saying that you were touched by Jesus... ...is a completely different story in a Mexican prison."

"What do you say to a feminist with no arms or legs? Nice tits, bitch!"

"Doctor, doctor, what can I do? Everyone thinks I'm a liar... I find that very hard to believe!"

"Wrapping gifts and one kid has more than the other so to even it up I hope she likes this bag of potatoes."

"Whats's Glenn's favourite restaurant? Popeyes"

"If a one-legged woman is named Ilene, what do you call her after a few drinks? Tipsy, and an easy lay."

"Girl, are you a parking ticket? Because I want to throw you aside and forget about you forever."