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Joke of the Day
"What to do you call an old dentist? A bit long in the tooth"
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"What's Mexico's national sport? Cross-country"
"I love that the news bleeps swears. ""Sorry you heard a bad word during our footage of a firefight that ended with a guy being burned alive."""
"Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday? Because he likes Tibet."
"I tried to catch fog the other day I mist"
"The word resume has fireworks coming out of it to help with the pronunciation yet we're left to fend for ourselves with colonel?"
"Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away."
"Why do Christian bands only record with Pro Tools? Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason."
"Dave is coming over. Dave from work or loud and obvious Dave? Outside: THIS RAIN HAS MADE ME WET. I AM WEARING PANTS. MY EYES ARE BLINKING."
"I got a job at the circus. I had to circumcise the elephants. The wages weren't great but the tips were enormous."