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Joke of the Day
"Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday? Because he likes Tibet."
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"Where's the most racist place to focus one's thoughts? Inward"
"What did the dyslexic chemist do? He drank H20, too!"
"The SS officer went blind... when he did NOT-SEE things."
"My next move I'm thinking that I write a book: The Explanations of jokes! If you have any hints, please let me know ;)"
"What type of luggage talks in short sentences? A brief case"
"If you want to catch a bus you have to *think* like a bus."
"Hospitals don't like it when you unplug things to charge your phone w/ out asking first"
"Couch: $300 TV: $1000 Chips: $3. The look on your face when you don't have electricity: Priceless"
"If I worked in a restaurant.... on Valentines Day I'd put a fake engagement ring in every girl's drink."