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Joke of the Day

"Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away."

"Do you know what girls say to a guy with a big dick? I do!"

"Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?"

"The speech Trump gave was inspiring... But it sounded better with the original german wording."

"Judge : Anything you say in this court will be held against you. Man : ""Titties"" Lawyer : Fuck.. He's good"

"I hate Russian Dolls They're so full of themselves."

"Having a wife is like a grenade You pull the ring off, and your house is gone."

"Remember when we thought ""Any kid can grow up to be President"" was a good thing?"

"If the government keeps doing nothing for much longer, it will get its own reality show on E!"

"Dysentery It's a shitty way to die."