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Joke of the Day
"My wife is not buying that autocorrect changed ""You're psychic"" to ""You're psycho."""
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"I wonder if the Three Wise Men said to Jesus, ""Just to be clear, these gifts are for your birthday AND Christmas."""
"A father takes a deep breath and says ""Son, I think it's time you and I talk about sex."" His son took a deep breath as well ""Sure dad, what do you want to know about it?"""
"So I complimented my friend's majestic moustache. No idea why she had to slap me though."
"[airplane intercom] good afternoon ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking why did you leave without me"
"ER Dr: What are you doing? Me: I'm decorating. ER Dr: Why? Me: According to my bill I live here now."
"Yo mama so fat when God said ""Let there be light"" he he to ask her to move out of the way."
"Electrical engeneer An electrical engeneer had a strong shocking force, so strong that he thought he should lower it. He started to meditate jokingly and he said ""ohms""."
"So all about these girls killing folks because of slenderman..... I guess you could say, they were a victim of anorexic culture"
"I caught my neighbor putting a layer of topsoil on my allotment The plot thickened"