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Joke of the Day

"Electrical engeneer An electrical engeneer had a strong shocking force, so strong that he thought he should lower it. He started to meditate jokingly and he said ""ohms""."

"Rapunzel is my favorite story about a girl who would do anything to have her hair pulled."

"Men used to slay dragons, and here I am shuffling around like a penguin with my pants around my ankles looking for extra toilet paper."

"Did Batman know that Alfred was embezzling billions to finance a 4-person Magic act that was a front for robbing banks?"

"The hardest part about having an ugly child is lying to them when they ask you if you love them."

"The phrase ""you two deserve each other"" sounds like a compliment, but never is."

"I bought my girlfriend a fridge for her birthday. Not a great gift I know, but you should've seen her face light up when she opened it."

"When I was born I was so mad at my parents I didn't talk to them for 2 years"

"I had to ground my son for cursing. He turned the girl next door into a frog."

"Does anyone have any good Tokyo Ghoul puns? I would love if someone would comment some Tokyo Ghoul jokes/puns! Or Attack on Titan... Thx!"