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Joke of the Day

"Electrical engeneer An electrical engeneer had a strong shocking force, so strong that he thought he should lower it. He started to meditate jokingly and he said ""ohms""."

"You know what they say about the necronomicon? It's a real cult classic!"

"I just Googled 'Nicolas Cage jokes' and it showed me a list of every film he's been in. Well played, Google."

"Have you heard about the new IPhone 6? I guess it's got people all bent out of shape."

"[Racist] Why can't African Americans stretch their arms? Because they're handcuffed."

"I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. Honest, I only meant to rough him up a bit."

"Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter? Because the shelter was non prophet."

"Little known fact: The toothbrush originated in Alabama. Everywhere else it was called a teethbrush."

"I yell ""5 second rule""when ever a girl sits on the ground."

"*flags down police car* how many mpg does this thing get?"