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Joke of the Day

"I remember being told that everytime you shave it off, it grows back thicker Can't wait to see my new cock."

"Sadly,the man who invented the raffle has passed away. R.I.P Tom Bola."

"Let's get a beer Three old guys are out walking. First one says, 'Windy, isn't it?' Second one says, 'No, it's Thursday!' Third one says, 'So am I. Let's go get a beer..'"

"A man walks into a gay bar and says... ""Whose dick do I have to suck to suck a dick around here?"" Heard it on Game Grumps."

"A Wife calls her son to see where him and his dad are He answers with moans in the backround, ""In my room?"" He says, the mom storms up there expecting porn, or sex. She got one of them right..."

"Why didn't the racist eat the middle of his sunny-side up egg? Because he only likes whites."

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"How come north Carolina is the bluest state? Raleigh scattering"

"The difference between dates and prunes? You don't get laid after prunes (Courtesy of my date last night after I asked her this question seriously)"

"KFC has a new Hillary meal Its comes with two big thighs, two small breasts, and one left wing."