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Joke of the Day

"Died A man wanted to fart for very long but couldnt for one or another reason. Finally he gets to fart when he approaches home. He farts to bad that he died of his own fart."

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"Double whammy. First date is turning out to be fun & I also go to meet my hero Chris Hansen from Catch a Predator."
"My cousin is a total audiophile... He came as soon as he heard"
"What's one thing that a beautiful woman and a jar of peanut butter have in common? They can both make me swell up to 3 times my normal size."
"Happy 47th birthday, teens logging into adults-only websites! And the same to anyone else whose birthday actually *is* January 1st, 1969."
"I got sacked today from my job as a stage designer. But I left without making a scene"
"What's the difference between Brazil and Oscar Pistorious? Oscar Pistorious has a better defence and more shots on Target"
"got 1 of those water bottles w/ the plastic prison inside 4 putting fruit in. i'm gonna put donut in it. donut water.for health n prosperity"
"My friends hate my cheese jokes. They said that they're no Gouda"
"I misspelled armageddon the other day... But I guess it's not the end of the world"