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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a scruffy lazy ant? Decadant."
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"Life is a joke.. and death is the punch line."
"Did you hear about the Jewish kamikaze pilot? He crashed his plane onto his brothers scrap metal yard."
"How did realism get me banned from Facebook? I sided with cancer on the ""Kids VS Cancer"" page."
"My Grandfather died in a concetration camp. He fell out of a really tall guard tower. so sad r.i.p"
"Born again Christian I've never understood the term ""born again Christian."" Is that someone who goes to their mother and says, ""Mom, I'm going back in, and I'm not coming out until I've found Jesus."""
"To a murderer, we're all jailbait."
"You know whats sad? A depressed onion cutting itself."
"I just saw a woman outside sitting alone on a bench and staring at nothing and it made me so sad. I wonder what happened to her phone?"
"Did you hear about the incestuous hotdogs? They say they're in bread."