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Joke of the Day

"RIP Paris Terror Attack Victims Never baguette"

"What kind of bees give milk? BOOBIES!!!"

"what's the difference between a wife and a job? After 10 years the job still sucks."

"Why did I cross the road? Because your mom was on the other side.."

"If my African American father had an Asian name It would be So Long"

"What's the difference between abortion and terrorism? Terrorism is funded by the US government!"

"He raised an eyebrow, put his hand down and with one eye on the table, looked expressionless. Never play poker against Mr Potato Head."

"One obtuse angle says to the other, ""Oh man it's hot in here!"" The other one replies, ""Yeah, it's over 90 degrees!"""

"People don't approve when I run up to them in the street & try to make plaster casts of their faces. At least that's the impression that I get."

"When someone says ""but i thought..."" in defense Well, a guy thought that shit is a sugar so he shat into his cofee. How did that help him, hm? Props to my dad for this one."