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Joke of the Day
"Yo momma is so fat that she was sorted into the House of Pancakes"
Next Joke
"Are Facebook quizzes still around? Just now starting to wonder which Spice Girl I am."
"Have you heard the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless."
"Did you hear about the communist nymphomaniac? When the workers of the world united, they all got an equal part in her."
"Isn't setting your Twitter feed to 'private' kinda like putting a velvet rope in front of an Arby's?"
"My job keeps asking me to sign up for a marathon. I keep telling them I can't. I'm out of shape, I have weak knees, and 401k is a long way to run."
"What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep? ""I am not a crook!"""
"If sex was my religion, I'd be an athiest."
"Ringing the doorbell.... ...don't knock it 'til you've tried it."
"Did you hear about the gay magician? He disappeared with a puff!"