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Joke of the Day

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"Q: Did you hear the one about the fruit on trial? A: It was judged by a jury of his pears."

"Hacker 1: She wrote her password recovery questions. H2: So? H1: ""Fav Law of Thermodynamics?"" There's more than one? H2: F this. Who's next?"

"What do a pizza and this joke have in common? They're both cheesy."

"An abstinence ring and a wedding ring are essentially the same thing. Both come with lack of sex."

"Just a reminder not to wear white after Labor Day and not to be black around cops."

"During sex it's perfectly fine to say 'yeah', 'yes', 'oh yes'..but how awkward would it be if someone kept screaming 'Yep' .."

"I like my women like I like my wine Red and full of alcohol."

"got a fake ID w a picture of shrek on it. works everytime. bought ten shrek dvds w it just this morning. lady at the counter didnt say SHIT"

"My friend, Manuel, is a magician... His favorite trick is to announce ""I'm going to disappear on the count of three."" He then counts ""Uno, dos..."" then vanishes without a tres."