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Joke of the Day

"Hacker 1: She wrote her password recovery questions. H2: So? H1: ""Fav Law of Thermodynamics?"" There's more than one? H2: F this. Who's next?"

"They really should have predicted the fall of Communism sooner. After all, there were plenty of red flags."

"A bar walks into a bar Haha I have no idea where I was going with this please don't be mean I thought it was going to be funny."

"*deathbed* All that time wasted. When I could have been *looks at family* getting down to this... sick... beat *dies* *widow rolls eyes*"

"Q: Why does Michael J. Fox make such good milkshakes? A: Because he uses quality ingredients. What did you think, asshole?"

"Doc : You have been diagnosed with obesity. Me : Yeah it runs in my family. Doc : Nobody runs in your family, you fat fuck."

"How come Hitler never went to the movies? Because he could nazi!"

"Why wasn't Michael Jackson healthy? Artificial colouring."

"An 8 year old just asked me why people in electric cars don't get electrocuted when it rains and now we're checking Google"

"Dyslexic devil worshipper Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper who soul his sold to santa?"