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Joke of the Day
"Why is Yoda afraid of 7? Because 9, 7 8."
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"My dad said he couldn't get into Game of Thrones because he doesn't like fantasy so I asked him when he was going to stop watching Fox News."
"That awkward laugh when they've said something innocuous, but you're thinking something incredibly dirty."
"I got banned from the sperm bank the other day... They said I couldn't come within five hundred feet of the building."
"What's the most problematic time of day? 4:04"
"Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you? Because he doesn't know the time of day."
"What happened to the body builder ...whose favorite gym closed down? He was depressed."
"Walks up in da club like ""Has anyone seen my Mom? She'll be the one trying to cover up everyone's cleavage."""
"World Cup Soccer? If I wanted to watch someone struggle to score for 90 minutes, I'd go watch some of my single friends at the bar."
"How do you stop ISIS? Leave some milk in the sun for a few days."