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Joke of the Day
"Why could Thor's daughter never try anal? Because her father was an Ass-guardian. Ba dum tussss.."
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"What came in the mail today? Anthrax."
"Lord, give me patience because if you give me strength then I'm gonna need some bail money on the side."
"You should know you'll get loud when you start drinking. It says right there on the label, ""Alcohol by volume."""
"Why is it when you take a break from Twitter everyone assumes you're happy and in love... Maybe I was in jail."
"What's the most popular song at the new Freddie Mercury night club? Dancing Queen."
"A joke I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis."
"How can you instantly blind an Asian person? put a steering wheel in front of them"
"If you wake up on Christmas morning with a bad taste in your mouth Remember, Santa only comes around once a year to empty his sack."
"A flamingo in the streets and a lion in the sheets and a kangaroo at Target and I think Carl forgot to lock up the zoo last night."