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Joke of the Day

"Men are not sexist Because being sexist is wrong and being wrong is what women do."

"I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty."

"Why aren't snowmen called snow women? Because they're in the kitchen melting."

"How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ? Melon-collie !"

"What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio? He got turnip"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did the cross the road? To ge to the gay kids house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken."

"I think black people are great Everybody should own one!"

"Don't take it personally if I don't like you. Some of my best friends are people I don't like."

"What's the difference between a potato and a chickpea? You wouldn't pay to have a potato on you."

"I make all my clothing choices based on what I would look like if I'm unexpectedly asked to bounce on a trampoline at some point in the day."