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Joke of the Day
"I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty."
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"I saw a guy on his motorcycle and the back of his shirt said ""If you can read this the b*tch fell off."""
"Even paranoids have enemies."
"To show off my ""Downton Abbey etiquette"" at the gym, I don't throw punches at the punching bag. I just say something witty and cruel to it."
"What do you call a promiscuous fat woman? A sperm whale. --- \**awaits SRS downvote brigade**"
"My fish makes so much noise during the night that I wake up six times a night to ask him if we are fighting"
"I like my women like I like my computer Turned on On my lap And virus free"
"Til, We are Homo Sapiens at school, And said that my mother. She wished My father was still Homo Erectus."
"Why did the bee started talking poetry ? He was waxing lyrical !"
"It is truly easier to forgive your enemies than figure out how to limit their access to your facebook page."