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Joke of the Day

"I think black people are great Everybody should own one!"

"I will let someone cut the line I'm waiting in, but only if they let me braid their hair from behind."

"Why did the Oregon State psychology major climb up the chain link fence? To see what was on the other side."

"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye matey"

"When it comes to stalking, I'm right behind you."

"Have you heard Schrodinger's joke? It's both funny and not funny at the same time, but there is no way of knowing if anyone else will laugh at it until you've told it."

"No matter close I get to her when I do them, I cannot seem to startle my dog with my farts."

"Looking for a book club where you have to discuss the same one every week? Try organized religion!"

"I'm taking a course where we learn about crackpots. It's called Psychoceramics."

"My wife is so weird She starts every conversation with *""were you even listening to me? ""*"