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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer? PC Plod."
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"I like my women like i like my coffee... Bitter."
"What's a pirates favorite letter?"
"Gave my cat some almond milk and now she teaches hot yoga on Thursday nights."
"Thank you for calling the constipation hotline... Please hold."
"How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them."
"I'm 20 years old and I still haven't had my period yet... I love being a guy"
"[Job interview] -Are you going to just keep spinning around in that chair? Sorry. I didn't think we started yet."
"What's worse than the Holocaust? The Holocaust! wait shit"
"What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog."