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Joke of the Day

"I guess it's not socially acceptable to put my hand in the shape of a gun into my mouth in the middle of a conversation."

"What did one empty beer bottle say to the other? ""I'm drunk."""

"Saudi Arabia hates Scooby Doo... But Abu Dhabi Doo!"

"You know who's a real motherfucker? Oedipus"

"I'm going to name my son Glove Being handy will come to him naturally"

"Why do black people where baggy pants? 'Cause they're knee grows!"

"EXPLORER 1: *looking at ancient symbols in pyramid* It says ""Here lies updog"" EXPLORER 2: What's updog? EGYPTIAN SPIRITS: Lol"

"I saw a midget insect having his first orgasm... It was a little beecoming."

"What do you call a pretentious coffee? A latte-dah!"

"If I was a candle... ...and somebody dumped a bucket of water on me, I'd be quite put out."