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Joke of the Day

"I hate corporate lingo. Stuff like ""core competency"" or ""design out the problem"" or ""I'm gonna need you to go ahead and do some work today"""

"Did you hear the one about the genius Redditor? No?, and you won't either."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Bugs Barbie ...buck teeth long ears"

"Where are PCs formed? In the computerus."

"What do you call a psychic midget that escapes prison? A small medium at large."

"Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 jumpers they went 79 stories in 10 seconds."

"What did the maxi-pad say to the fart? ""You are the wind beneath my wings."""

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his cheeks Both of them"

"How do you f*ck a Greece woman? Get a job at the ECB"

"The first gay couple has married in Ireland. Please send best regards to Gerald Fitzpatrick who wedded Patrick Fitzgerald."