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Joke of the Day

"Why is it so easy to fool an octopus? They're all suckers."

"What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker? Not having to set aside money for your old age."

"Horrible news. My nephew was on a bus traveling on a foggy mountain road in Chile. Then he got those big stupid disks put in his earlobes."

"Enough with the fist bumping. I never understand what is happening. This time I held my hands open because I thought he was giving me M&Ms"

"Gentlemen test At least most tests have the decency to ask me my name, before they fuck me."

"Hear about cannibal... ... who was ate before he was seven?"

"Why did the one eyed bird go into a frozen food store Because it was birdseye"

"Jesus may have walked on water but Steven Hawking runs.. ..on batteries."

"Sesame Street didn't prepare me for any of this bullshit."

"What do you call 10 rabbits walking backwards? A receding hareline"