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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 10 rabbits walking backwards? A receding hareline"
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"I'll believe corporations are people when conservatives ban them from marrying each other."
"If everyone gets a dollar for every time I fuck a girl. They'd have none."
"Please sign my petition to make Matthew McConaughey the voice for Siri."
"A friend said he wasn't racist He said he wasnt racist because racism is a crime, and those are for niggers."
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"What do you call the killing of Chinese baby girls? Youth-in-Asia"
"Girl: I like guys with six-packs... Guy: *opens refrigerator*"
"If I could pick one famous person, living or dead, to spend a day with, I'd pick Kim Kardashian,,and choose dead."
"What do you call a mollusc that's just short of consciousness? A Conch."