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Joke of the Day

"Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough."

"Yo' momma so fat ... ... I pictured her in my head, and bitch broke my neck."

"Two kittens are on a sloped roof. Which one slides off first? The one with the lowest mew."

"A guy gets pulled over by a cop. Cop: Your eyes are bloodshot; have you been drinking? Guy: Your eyes are glazed; have you been eating donuts?"

"You sneak into my room, unnoticed; you gently touch one bit of my naked body after the other until you find the most desirable place, then you start sucking. Stupid mosquitoes!"

"What did the Eskimo lady ask her husband when they were having sex? Are you even Inuit?"

"Coffee asked ""Why do I always get coal in my stocking."" Santa: Because your on the Not Tea list."

"Why hasn't the Rastafarian gone to see the barber? He's dreading it."

"What's a porn stars favorite golf course? The inter course."

"How do they separate the men from the boys in Athens? With a crowbar."