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Joke of the Day
"Yo' momma so fat ... ... I pictured her in my head, and bitch broke my neck."
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"i appreciate the song ""the boys are back in town"" because it answers the age-old question: are the boys back in town y/n?"
"What do you call a Batman that leaves church before its over? A Christian Bale"
"Green day is playing on the only two alternative rock stations in my neighborhood... There is no alternative."
"I went to a charity event for women who lost their legs, when someone stole all of their wheelchairs. After that, the place was crawling with pussy"
"My dad gave me the best advice ever. ""Before you marry a woman, meet her mother and you'll know what your wife will be like in 30 years time"" I learned she won't be giving me head or anal."
"The doctor said I have Matchbox 20/20 vision . . . Typical RobThomatrist."
"i made a joke about /r/jokes mods [Removed]"
"High grades The son comes to his father: ""Dad, I got a 7.5 on my test"" ""Congratulations son! In which test?"" ""Breathalyzer. And they kept your car..."""
"Black people, want to piss white people off? Open a restaurant. And don't serve coffee or brunch."