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Joke of the Day
"What's a porn stars favorite golf course? The inter course."
Next Joke
"Welcome to Cupcake Yoga! NomNomaste."
"Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage? She's afraid they'll bring down the house."
"What's the hardest thing about being a pedophile? Just trying to fit in, really."
"Doing crazy things in public and not caring because you're with your best friends."
"Pulled this one on my son today. Son: Dad, today is palm Sunday. Me (Dad): Gimme some palm. *receives high five* Son: *not entertained*"
"Just like crime, slavery doesn't pay."
"Beware of the half truth. You may have gotten hold of the wrong half."
"Why didn't the kayak owner and yacht owner get along? They didn't have ships in common."
"The funny thing about fast food is, that it slows down the people who eat it."