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Joke of the Day
"What did one ameoba say to the other ameoba? Go fuck yourself."
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"No sin mi supervision Jaimito Mama mama! Puedo usar el coche? -No sin mi supervision Jaimito! -Ui perdon por no tener superpoderes como tu!! jajaja"
"I think I'm a mushroom Everyone keeps me in the dark and feeds me bullshit."
"Father Rooney told us he figured out how to make his penis 12 inches Fold it in half."
"Felt bad about hitting a car yesterday but I remembered to leave a note. Didn't have a pen so I used my key."
"I just got an eyelash in my eye and I'm yelling at it cuz it's supposed to prevent this shit from happening like, ""YOU ONLY HAVE ONE JOB."""
"My grandma just broke her hip farting! #EpicFrail!"
"Privacy is very important to me. That is why I only share sensitive information with my closest 480 friends on Facebook."
"An afro in the 1970's = you have issues with white people. Afro in 2012 = You like to be in commercials with white people."
"I bought my friend an elephant... I bought my friend an elephant for their room. They said ""Thank you."" I said ""Don't mention it."""