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Joke of the Day
"How do they separate the men from the boys in Athens? With a crowbar."
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"Weird how it's always the women with multiple muffin tops wearing the tightest tank tops money can buy"
"Wife comes back from the doctor and says to her husband: - Honey, I have a sad news - a gynecologist told me not have sex for a three weeks... Husband: And what did the dentist say?"
"The past, the present and the future walked into a bar It was tense"
"How do you get an LSU football player to stop masturbating? Paint his penis crimson and white, and he'll never beat it."
"Him: Take them off. All of them. *slowly unbuttons 50 cardigans"
"Kim Kardashian wore white at her wedding. That's it. That's the joke."
"What happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your girl back, you get your truck back, you may even get your dog back."
"Do you know why the people in ambulances are called paramedics? because there are two of them in the ambulance...it's a Pair O' Medics!!!"
"Why do vegans give good head? Because they are used to eating nuts"