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Joke of the Day
"Q: What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer? A: ""Would you like fries with that?"""
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"I need some sugar. Not the stupid kind that gives you mono, but the good kind that gives you diabetes."
"You must be the square root of -1 Because you can't be real."
"I like the term ""making a name for yourself"" It implies your parents were wrong."
"What do you call a girl on her period? Call her next week."
"What do you call a wolf that's aware of its surroundings? Awarewolf"
"Take my daughter once, shame on you. Take her twice, shame on me. Take her 3 times, and you're ruining the franchise."
"TIFU by being King of the jungle Lololol I am Lion"
"TIL that 3.14% of sailors are pi-rates."
"Fifty Shades of Grey. In anticipation for the release of Fifty Shades of Grey, many theaters have installed more powerful ventilation systems to compensate for the smell."