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Joke of the Day
"Q: What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer? A: ""Would you like fries with that?"""
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"Use chemicals to remove polish and no one bats an eye... use chemicals to remove Polish and you're literally Hitler"
"Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State building can't jump."
"What is the most sensitive part of a mans anatomy while he's masturbating? His ears. Oooo! I get to say it! ""Front page?! Wow! Thanks y'all!"" Oh yea, and ""RIP my inbox"" Good times!"
"I'm just like every other man... I do my taxes one leg at a time!"
"How do People in New Orleans have their beer? Watered Down"
"Me: What does that cloud look like to you? 3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be? 3-year-old: Rain."
"What did the cop say to Boris Yosanavich after pulling him over for speeding? Quit Russian."
"Ran into the apple store and used their bathroom .... iPeed"
"Mickey Mouse goes to divorce court to divorce Minnie... The Judge says ""so you want to Divorce your wife because she's crazy?"" Mickey replies ""No, what I said was She's F&#@ing Goofy."""