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Joke of the Day

"What do you call someone who hates people without toes and can't have ice cream? Lack-toes intolerant"

"I guess you could say One Direction went two directions. I'll see myself out."

"Loomis: Does your dog have a license? Fenton: Hell no! I do all the drivin'."

"did you fall from heaven because your face is all screwed up"

"What is a Mexicans Favorite book? TE-QUILA MOCKINGBIRD!"

"What do you get if you put morphine on your toast? Crumfortably Numb!"

"Sometimes when life closes one door it opens another, because apparently life is trying to air condition the whole damned neighborhood."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ayatollah ! Ayatollah who ? Ayatollah you already !"

"So I was asked the past tense of 'think' in a English test today I thought and thought and thought and finally wrote 'thunk'."

"What is the worst thing to happen to an anagrammer? It is to get West Nile in the stew line."