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Joke of the Day

"Q. Why is the book ""Women Who Love Too Much"" a disappointment for many men? A. No phone numbers."

"Who is a presents favorite quarterback? Tim TeBOW"

"I'm unsure whether I like my beard. But it's growing on me."

"I was redditing while on the toilet when... I almost dropped my phone..... literally scared the shit out of me"

"Donald Trump is about to watch an episode of his current favorite TV show... Orange is the New Black"

"Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!"

"What commercials are the longest? Viagra"

"Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No because it hasn't been made up yet."

"Why Did Princess Diana Cross The Street? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt"

"Accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles last night. Going for a crap could spell trouble."