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Joke of the Day
"Accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles last night. Going for a crap could spell trouble."
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"What did the farmer say to the chocolate cow? Get to the back of the meat grinder!"
"I have a Polish friend who does microphone tests for bands. I have a Czech one two. Czech one two. Czech one two."
"How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk? It squats down on a Triceratops."
"Man gets left side crushed in car accident. But don't worry he's all right now"
"What does the ""L"" stand for in Samuel L. Jackson? Motherfucking It stands for motherfucking"
"I love how women always smell good, and can complete you, and are sometimes wrapped in tinfoil. Wait, that's a burrito. I love burritos."
"What do Princess Di's coffin and a Queen Bee have in common? They're both filled with Royal Jelly."
"My 6-year-old walked into the room and said, ""Don't worry, Dad. I'm OK."" Time to search the house for whatever she destroyed."
"What's it called when a blonde dyes her hair brunette? Artificial Intelligence."