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Joke of the Day
"Velcro. What a rip off."
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"Because you know I'm all about that data, bout that data. No trouble. I'm all about that data, bout that data. No trouble."
"Last weekend I prevented a rape. It didn't take much. You can do it too. I finally convinced her"
"What's the difference between the worst sex you ever had, and the best sex you ever had? Doesn't matter; Had sex "
"Something which has never occurred since time immemorial A young woman did not fart in her husband's lap. -- Some Sumerian, 1900 BC"
"If you can say ""I made six figures last year,"" you either have a well paying job or you're the worst employee at a toy factory."
"What's the worst thing to come across while browsing the internet? Your keyboard."
"How do you make a car top? You gotta 'tep on the brake 'tupid!"
"What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror? Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom."
"What do you call the illegitimate son of a man with a big face? A cheeky bastard."