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Joke of the Day
"My wife once told me she was a rich b***h. Turns out she was only half right..."
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"Nothing in the history of the English language has backfired more than the phrase ""calm down."""
"If 2 wrongs don't make a right, what do 2 rights make? An airplane."
"They say firemen are courageous because they run into burning buildings to get things out. So do black dudes during a riot."
"Spider-man has been unmasked in all his last 4 films. If I was him, I wouldn't even bother dressing up."
"Some people are like prawn. No guts, no spine, and a head full of shit."
"A surprise Hunger Games competition for everyone who makes eye contact with me today in the office."
"My wife has two weeks left to live... Then I'm going to stab her."
"I only make mistakes when I'm around people who are observant."
"Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte has to eat enough to feed a family of 4 every day. He has to! I just do it because I feel like it."