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Joke of the Day
"What do you call spanish suicide squad ? Homicide hombres"
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"If there's three people, it's usually a threesome. If there's two people, it's called a twosome. And if a guy is single? He's usually called handsome."
"I like my slaves like I like my eggs. Beaten."
"Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, this one doesn't"
"""Hey! You took my daughter's virginity!"" ""Sorry, sir. It won't happen again."""
"What's a pirates favorite letter? You may have thought 'Rrrr', but it's really the C"
"I bet the bear from The Revenant would have been nominated for an Oscar... If he was a Polar bear"
"You hear what happened to the frog's car? It got toad."
"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Nail a piece of toast to the ceiling."
"Let's spare a thought for the Malaysian business man on flight MH370..... who told his wife that he was going to China for a meeting and now can't leave his girlfriend's apartment."