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Joke of the Day
"Why did the motorcycle fall asleep? It was two-tired."
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"Finding out your ex has a bad life is like finding 100 $ in your pocket. Not life changing but definitely puts a smile on your face."
"Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed? Because he is lying."
"A Priest a Rabbi and a Nun walk into a bar The bartender looks up and says, ""What is this some kind of joke?"""
"Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? A: He wanted to win the No Bell Prize."
"I asked my gf to get the paper for me... ...She said ""Don't be silly, borrow my iPad"". That spider never knew what hit it."
"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? Donald Trump has never had a garbanzo bean on him."
"I got a job on a farm.... It was circumcising donkeys, it wasn't too bad, 44 skins a day, with a chance to get ahead, and you could always count on big tips...."
"What's the best way to make money with a plus-size modeling agency? Life insurance policies."
"What's the difference between an Asian and a dumb white girl? The Asian try to get the A, but the white girl try to get the D"