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Joke of the Day

"How do you know if your friend, ""Doesn't even OWN a TV?"" Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. ""Did you hear about the President's new policy on...?"" ""I don't even OWN a TV!"""

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"Meanwhile on Facebook, Susan is doing a quiz, to find out what kind of sea monster, her Ex is."
"What is the most uptight human instinct? Sex, there's hundreds of thousands of sex offenders."
"Did you know that I can see into the future? I have 2020 vision"
"Kids today will never know the joy of being selected to go outside to dust the erasers."
"I love Ebay. Sold my homing pigeon 8 times last month."
"In a survey of American women when asked ""Would you sleep with President Clinton?"" 86% replied ""Not again"""
"Do you know about the constantly airborne bird species native to Holland? It Netherlands."
"Guess who I bumped into at Specsavers Everyone"
"Making jokes about rape is hard... because it's such a touchy subject and you always have to force it"