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Joke of the Day

"2015:hey how's it going so far? 2016:uh good 15: 16: 15:you've got an armed mili- 16:we've got an armed militia in a wildlife building, yeah"

"Why shouldn't Donald Trump take Viagra as President? Instead of Melania, he will try to f*** every Juan."

"Excuse me, but I feel like your eyebrows owe me an apology."

"Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!"

"A Jew with an erection walks face first into a wall... He breaks his nose."

"A robber broke into my house last night looking for money... So I woke up and started searching with him."

"If you're in your car, go ahead and pick your nose, because the car makes you invisible."

"I recently started the new Brexit diet So far I've lost hundreds of millions of pounds."

"Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb? A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!"

"So... a dyslexic man walks into a bra."