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Joke of the Day

"2015:hey how's it going so far? 2016:uh good 15: 16: 15:you've got an armed mili- 16:we've got an armed militia in a wildlife building, yeah"

"My brother wants to tell our parents he's gay & I'm helping by singing ""The Son'll Come Out, Tomorrow"" whenever we're together."

"What CS:GO hack do tumblr girls use? Trigger bot."

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. I would like to invite you to play Candy Crush."

"Dyslexia The difference between baking ricin vs. rice pudding for your friends and family this holiday season."

"You know what was the biggest travesty to come out of the OJ Simpson Murder Trial? It made Kardashian a house-hold name."

"Wondering when Oceans 14 is coming out? It already did, it's called ""The Hobbit""."

"I think Mayweather misread the boxing guidebook You're suppose to hug your girlfriend and beat the enemy fighter."

"Some people say that 9/11 was America's darkest hour but they got it backwards, 11/9"

"[Lady is being robbed] ""Help, Social Media Man!"" [Social Media Man swoops in & creates a facebook page called Mugging Is Bad]"