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Joke of the Day

"I threw some pills at my doctor I thought it would be a good idea to give him a taste of his own medicine"

"Kid: WAAAHH! MY TOY IS BROKEN!! Dad: Nothing a little duct tape won't fix... Kid: mfflr..frrrr..strnnn"

"Why is the ocean salty? Because the land doesn't wave back"

"Jokes What do you get when you cross a chicken and a bed"

"if a cop pulls u over play dead"

"job interview tip: show up wearig the exact same thing as ur interveiwer, whispre ""dress for the job u want, right?"" then just stare at them"

"A guy gans into the butcher's... ... and says ""Gie us a steak and kidley pie."" So the butcher laughs and goes ""You just said kidley."" And the goes ""Naw, I didley."""

"Really hope autocorrect altered that last text because if not my mom's taking my little brother to a Christian rape concert tonight."

"Why did the zombie only eat blonde brains? She was on a diet."

"What do you call a woman with two brain cells? Pregnant."