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Joke of the Day

"A naked woman robbed a bank today... When authorities asked about the culprit no one could remember her face"

"What did one nut say to the other? Nut-thing! ....I'll see myself out."

"What's the best thing about dating a black girl? You don't have to meet her dad."

"The wife's back on the warpath again. Last night she said she wanted to make a sex movie, and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part."

"You know the fly was really close to being called a land... Because that's what it does half the time. RIP Mitch Hedberg"

"How do you know if someone is using recursion?"

"My daughter wants to know when the hamster we ""planted"" in the garden will start growing."

"What do you call a dog that can do magic? A labracadabrador."

"When the Paris attacks occured, did anyone think to call Ja Rule for some answers?"

"Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands They are now known as the Islands."