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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a doll with a fiddle and a hatred of Jews? A Doll Fiddler"
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"How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna go ride bikes?"
"Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups? Because the border says ""No TRESpassing"""
"One good thing about premature ejaculation is that porn lasts you a very long time. I bought a video back in 1992 and I still haven't made it past the FBI warning thing."
"I imagine when you get to heaven they give you a box with all the sodas and snacks that vending machines cheated you out of your whole life."
"I just tried to make reservations at the library. Couldn't get one though. They were fully booked."
"Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon? Because she'll ""Let it go! Let it go!"" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew."
"[at the drs] Dr: are you sexually active? Me: yeah Dr: with real people Me [avoiding eye contact & twisting my foot in the ground]: yip"
"There are two types of people in the world... Those that can extrapolate from an incomplete set of data"
"What do you call a black guy on the moon? An Astronaut, you fucking racists."