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Joke of the Day

"I don't trust stairs They're always up to something..."

"What do you say to a black guy after washing his dog? Yo dawg I washed yo dog."

"I visited Karl Marx's grave in London yesterday. It was just another Communist plot."

"Trump is blaming Sanders for the violence at his rally... because you can't truly be Hitler until you blame a jew for all your problems."

"What do you call a cow who argues with her husband? A bullfighter!"

"What do you call a special needs sheep that got turned into a blanket? A down comforter."

"There was supposed to be a BLM march today with up to a million people Although it's strange that I only count 600,000."

"Today I discovered that two wrongs definitely don't make a right. Tomorrow I'm going to try three."

"Little known fact: most shepards have NO idea how many sheep are in their flock.... Every time they try to count them....."

"I really hate it when someone else creates something that I haven't had the chance to think of first..."