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Joke of the Day
"What is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair"
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"ME: Tall, dark, toilet-trained. YOU: Pizza."
"I'm into perpendicular lines. I'm a bisectual"
"The company CEO gives a few words of personal appreciation each year at the holiday party. I got, ""Oh, you're still here?"""
"Good effort but we all know you're the ugly one in your two person profile picture."
"It's cool that my girlfriend is willing to bear my child, but it would be way cooler if she gave birth to a bear."
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? Marque"
"Twitter handles are what would happen if the DMV let everyone put whatever they wanted on their license plates."
"I bet dogs at parties get tired of being singled out by socially awkward humans."
"Knock Knock Knock knock Who's there? A man with short-term memory problems. A man with short-term memory problems who? Knock knock"