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Joke of the Day

"To follow up on the Java/C# joke... Q: Why did the Java Developer quit his job? A: Because he didn't get arrays."

"The village people asked all the wrong questions I mean... Why not MCA?"

"Why are valley girls so odd? They can't even."

"What is the most common educational degree in New Mexico? Kindergarten dropout."

"Last night I dreamed I was eating a pillow When I woke up, my 10 pound marshmallow was gone."

"She wanted me to spice things up in bed. But my Jalapenis just burnt her."

"I walk the walk. I talk the talk. But mostly I sit the sit."

"Life is like a box of chocolates... It runs out faster for fat people."

"Why did Bill Clinton say NO to testosterone meds? He was afraid of ending up like Hillary."

"Joke Who wants hear a pun about ghosts?"