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Joke of the Day
"So a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar ""Ouch!"" they said"
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"Have you heard that rumour about butter? I probably shouldn't spread it."
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"What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him? ''Hey! I'm Joaquin here!''"