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Joke of the Day

"Reasons I Don't Smoke Pot"

"Jessica fell out of a tree and broke both her arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Jessica"

"What do you call a monkey with a white bandanna tied to his tail? A surrender monkey"

"I'm tired of people saying I sit too much and I will not stand for it"

"How do you make an epileptic dance? Throw a flashbang into the room."

"Difference between computers and woman. I have no problem turning on a computer."

"Sex between 3 people is a threesome, 2 is a twosome... Does that make me a handsome guy?"

"Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!"

"How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go ride bikes!"

"Why is president Putin so hard to rape He won't stop putin up a fight."