117314
Joke of the Day
"What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold unto your nuts-This is no ordinary Blow Job!"
Next Joke
"Hoe do you call a dog that likes to be on the internet. A Labragoogle."
"What happened to the Indian chief who drank too much tea? He drowned in his tea-pee."
"Is it me or.. Is it me or does this place smell like up dog? ""What's up dog?"" Oh nothing much what's up with you?"
"Today's laugh Every day I tell myself: ""Jack, you have to stop drinking"". Good thing my name ain't Jack!"
"People are saying that the Kardashians think Khloe's new boyfriend doesn't love her. They think he's simply using her to be famous or as they put it, ""Welcome to the family."""
"Whats a Plumber's favorite vegetable? A Leek!"
"My leg got amputated Me: Can I take my leg home doc.? Doc.: Why? Me: Because is my right."
"""Don't make me regret this."" -things I think when accepting a friend request."
"Someone needs to tell attractive people that their stories are boring."