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Joke of the Day

"What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him? ''Hey! I'm Joaquin here!''"

"Cool prank: Dig up 200 earthworms. I will tell you about the rest of the prank later"

"What do Syrian refugees eat for breakfast? Syrial!"

"A Game of Thrones Joke What do Theon Greyjoy and Justin Timberlake have in common? A dick in a box."

"If you talk a lot about ""networking"" you're the kind of person that nobody wants to network with."

"India launched a rocket to Mars yesterday... That's a heck of a place to put a call center."

"What's the definition of a will? Come on, guys. The answer's a dead giveaway."

"How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant? Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!"

"Typical day Just saw Denzel Washington on the street and said ""Hey Denzel! Can I get a picture with you?"" And he's all like ""I'm not Denzel you racist piece of shit."" Classic Denzel."

"A kid has cancer Then he gets AIDS from his mom"