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Joke of the Day
"How do you circumcise a West Virginian man? Punch his sister in the throat."
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"Studies suggests, 9 out of 10 men prefer a girl with a big butt. The 10th man prefers the other 9 men."
"What's Gordon Ramsey's favorite film? IT'S FUCKING FROZEN!!"
"I accidentally jerked off to a picture of my mom this morning... I mean its really not my fault though, most babies look alike."
"Very normal stages of anger: 1) kinda upset 2) crying 3) imagining yourself singing a revengeful song to them at a talent show"
"I like to ask girls if they wanna take a shower with me then hand them a ski mask and drive to Lowe's."
"How many PMSing women does it take to change a lightbulb? Six. Why? It just does! OKAY!"
"German people are so rude. I helped someone in Berlin and all he did was call me ""donkey."""
"What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside? A coconut!"
"[arcade] KID: dad, some guy is hogging the claw machine DAD: hey buddy, why don't you give the kid a turn LOBSTER: BACK OFF WE'RE IN LOVE"