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Joke of the Day
"How do you circumcise a West Virginian man? Punch his sister in the throat."
Next Joke
"If you marry a woman in Tennessee, but divorce her in Kentucky... ... is she still your sister?"
"Student: Could I be trouble for something I didn't do? Teacher: Of course not. Student: Good, because I didn't do my homework."
"My brother's doctor says he can no longer play video games, and he's taking it very hard He's inconsolable"
"I read the Constitution... ...but only for the articles."
"Headline: ""American Pharoah Wins 1st Triple Crown Title Since 1978"" That is one long-lived horse."
"What did the strawberry say on December 25th? Berry Christmas!"
"What do you call a Chicken with lettuce on its eyes? Chicken Caesar salad."
"Oops! I hate when I pour myself a drink and then have 12 more by accident."
"What is the common trait between men and snow? You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last."